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A splendid little venture into the bold unknown. Anglofuturism is a cultural and speculative caper charting the imagined future of Britain. It’s tea with technology, myth with machinery, and a sovereign dash of economic swagger. Imagine a future not grey and soggy, but one of beauty, brass, and blooming marvellous ideals, industry with elegance, identity with innovation, all steeped in the deep, steaming memory of these peculiar isles.

  • Fractals of Being: From Hydrogen to High-Definition Politics

    Fractals of Being: From Hydrogen to High-Definition Politics

    Within microseconds of this Big Bang, the greatest of all bangs, and certainly the last word in bangs, quarks huddled together like nervous undergraduates at a Christmas Party, promptly condensing into protons and neutrons. Minutes later, the simplest of atoms appeared: hydrogen, helium, and a trace of lithium, the lightest of lightweights in the elemental…


  • Embrace Stoic Altruism: Forge Yourself to Serve Others!

    Embrace Stoic Altruism: Forge Yourself to Serve Others!

    What ho, noble reader! Cast your gaze upon the most splendid virtue of justice, that grand Stoic beacon which lights the path to purpose and tranquility. By offering your time, your talents, and your cheer to others, you unlock a secret chamber of the soul where happiness awaits—warm, steadfast, and impervious to every squall. In…


  • Britain Elects Its First African-Born Prime Minister

    Britain Elects Its First African-Born Prime Minister

    And It’s Elon Musk Every so often one is visited by a thought so marvellously improbable that it seems, at first, the sort of thing only whispered over a late-night whisky at the club. A notion so riotously absurd that it ought to be dismissed as the chatter of eccentrics, and yet it lingers, glows,…